"If you take everything I’ve accomplished in my life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent."

marchtember:

“Then I will perform comprehensive cunnilingus… it’s not a chore.”

— 5 months ago with 21 notes
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    COMPREHENSIVE is implied when Nick Offerman is involved.
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